Excuse

Well, i have a story that i want to share with you all. I don't know where I got the story. Maybe i has read about it somewhere in the newspaper or the internet. It’s about a drunken man with a happy ending.
Well the story begins with a man who work very hard and just complete his big project which is assigned by his company. In order to celebrate his success, his colleagues brought him to a bar and celebrated it. This man who is very happy with his achievement, drink a lot of alcohol like there is no tomorrow. Seeing this man was so drunk, his colleagues takes him home without he himself know that he is already at home.
On the way to the bedroom, he smashed a lot of thing in his way. Because of he is too drunk, he does not know that he already broken several flower vasts that his wife loves so much. He also broke their television, Hi-Fi and his son computer. His wife was so angry and she pours some water into him but its still does not work. Because of he is so drunk and wet, his wife have to undress him so that he will not dirty their bed.
On the next morning, when he wake up, he looks everything is so tidy and well managed like there is nothing happen last night. Then he look up at their bed, there is a shirt and trousers for him to go to work and it is already iron. Then he looks at the lamp table near the bed, there is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water with a note. He read the note which stated that”if you still got a headache take the aspirins ok! And i love you too! Your honey"
With his head still in headache, he go to the kitchen and saw his son still taking his breakfast. Then he looks around and saw everything is so clean and tidy like nothing is happen before. Eager to know what is going on, he asks his son on what has happen last night.
His son smiles at him and said "daddy, when you get home last night, you are so drunk and lost your consciousness". Then he ask again his son “did I broken something last night?" and his son answer him "yes and everything is so mess". And he asks again his son “then why it looks so tidy and clean now? And did your mom angry with me?"
His son smiles at him and say that “No, mum is not angry with you but she look very happy". Because of his son confusing answer, he ask again "why???". Then his son with laugh answer his question “Well, because of you are so drunk, mom try undress you but you refuse and not let her to do that and you also said "Heh bitch! Get away from me! I love my wife very much and i have a son! I want to go home now! They are waiting for me! Go Away!" Because of that mom is so happy and know you daddy is such a loyal and good husband... hahahaha..."
so that is the story that i want to share and the moral of the story is even you get so drunk try to get some excuse that will your wife not angry with you.